ASHLYN:
"Hey mom, what are we going to do with that brown thing we used to put our TV on?"
Me (teasing): "we're going to put it up your nose."
A (Pauses to think, wrinkles her nose): "Nah. I don't think it would fit. And it would kind of hurt."
PAUL:
So Paul asked me to practice his French letters with him and kept getting confused by the vowels which sound similar to our own but in different places with slight variations. In French the vowels A-E-I-O-U are pronounced: ah-eh-ee-oh-oo. PAUL: "Sounds like a monkey." PAUSE. "Does that mean all monkeys are French?"
"Mom, do you think cats and bunnies can understand each other?"
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