Ashlynisms...

#1

Rob and I: We'll give $10 to whoever can lick their elbow! (All of the children begin desperately trying to do so).

Ashlyn: I can't lick my elbow. But I can lick my armpit!

#2

I gave Ashlyn some pants. I watched her put them on, turned around to grab something and when I turned back they were off her and on the floor.

Me: "Whats wrong with these?"

Ashlyn: "They don't fit right."

Me: "Well are you going to wear them ever or should I give them away."

Ashlyn: "Nah. Keep em'. I'll probably wear them when my butt gets bigger."

(I start laughing hysterically)

Ashlyn: "You're gonna put that on facebook aren't you."